sexualgladiators:

its not that funny tho??? Like overeaction x1000

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem


  • me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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