when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
hash browns will be served at my wedding
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
can i make it any more obvious?