its not that funny tho??? Like overeaction x1000
Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
when ur crush asks u who ur crush is
when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem
- me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
- friend: nah, i'm fine
- me: *eating cookies*
- friend: give me one
- me: are you fuckin kidding with me
and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine